考試題目不會做 外國考生搞笑回答

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The panda will cry, if I get a bad grade.
沒考好熊貓會傷心的~

老師居然還回帖了：

Boo Hoo. Cheer him up by studying for the final.
那就爲了期末考努力學習吧。

This is CONFUSING!!
題目太難！！斯巴達克斯表示鴨梨很大！！

A startled armadillo jumps straight into the air with an initial velocity of 18 feet persecond. After how many seconds does it land on the ground?
一隻受驚的犰狳以18英尺每秒的速度跳向空中。請問它要花多長時間才能落地？

學生：

Armadillo don't jump.
蒙我呢吧，犰狳根本不會跳嘛~

老師居然又回帖了：

not drawing class
這不是美術課= =。

Please Note：If I made any mistakes in this test, perhaps this picture of a giraffewill convince you otherwise.
老師看這裏：如果我這次考試裏有題目做錯了，希望這隻長頸鹿能讓老師少扣我點兒分@@.

老師：

Indeed
好吧。