英語幽默故事：Weather forecast天氣預報
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "It will rain tomorrow." The next day it rained.
一個電影攝製組在沙漠深處進行拍攝。一天，一個印度老人來到導演面前對他說：“明天會下雨。”第二天果然下雨了。
A week later, the Indian went up to the director again and said, "There will be a storm tomorrow." The next day there was a storm.
一週以後，印度人又來了，他告訴導演說：“明天會有暴風雨。”果然，第二天有暴風雨。
"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
“這個印度人真神，”導演說。他告訴他的祕書去僱傭這個印度人來預測天氣。
However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
然而，幾次預測天氣成功之後，這個印度人連續兩週沒有露面。
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot an important scene tomorrow," said the director. "And I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
最後，導演派人把這個印度人請來了。導演對他說：“我明天必須拍攝一個很重要的場景，全都指望你了，明天天氣如何啊?”
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know," he said. "My radio is broken."
這個印度人聳了聳肩說道：“我不知道，我的收音機壞了。”
