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英語簡單幽默的小笑話3則

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 英語幽默的笑話

a young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. he threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "can i help you?" the man said, "sure. i've come to install the phone."

一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意,就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。一天,他坐在辦公室裏,看到有一個人在外面,於是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子,拿起電話胡吹亂侃,還不停的甩出幾個大數字,好像在談一筆大買賣。

到了最後,他終於掛了電話,問來訪的人,“有事兒嘛?”那個人回答,“我是來給你安裝電話的。”

  英語小笑話閱讀

who was the first man

誰是個男人

a teacher said to her class:

有個老師問班上的學生:

“who was the first man?”

“誰是個男人?”

“george washington,”a little boy shouted promptly.

“喬治·華盛頓,”一個小男孩當即叫道。

“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher,smiling indulgently.

“你怎麼知道喬治·華盛頓是個男人呢?”老師問道,寬容地微笑着。

“because,”said the little boy,“he was first in war,first in peace,and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”

小男孩說:“因爲他是戰時,和時,國人心中。”

but at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

  少兒英語小笑話

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒

一天,父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡,老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什麼意思?” “唔,孩子,”父親回答說,“你瞧那兒站着兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個,那麼我就算醉了。”

“可是,爸爸, ”孩子說,“那兒只有一個警察呀!”