英語笑話之童言童語
同學們學習英語可能很累?沒關係，小編今天給大家分享一下英語的笑話，有時間可以來看看哦，希望能讓你一笑哦
英語笑話一則
都不是
It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.
At one house a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young man," said the politician. "Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?"
"Neither," said the child, "she's in the bathroom."
正值當地競選時期，候選人到他的區域的千家萬戶登門拜訪。
候選人來到了一家門口，一個小男孩開了門。“告訴我，年輕人，”候選人問道，“你母親是在共和黨還是在民主黨?”
“都不是，”孩子答到，“她在浴室。”
英語笑話二則
A boy followed his father to enter the garage with the cars fully parked.
男孩跟着父親走進停滿小轎車的車庫。
He said to his father, "Papa, it must be an auto kindergarten here?"
他對父親說：“爸爸，這裏一定是汽車幼兒園吧?”
英語笑話三則
Son:"Why are the hen's legs so short?"
兒子：“爲什麼母雞的腿那麼短?”
Dad:"You are a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?"
父親：“你真笨。如果母雞的腿很長，它們下蛋時，雞蛋不就都摔破了嗎?”
英語笑話四則
Two boys are talking with each other.
兩個孩子正在交談。
"You see, in the old times there were no electricity, no radios, no televisions. How could our ancestors survive?"
“你想，古代沒有電，沒有收音機，也沒有電視。我們的祖先怎麼能活着呢?”
"So they all died."
“所以他們都死了。”
