英文小笑話:我教老師 I Taught the Teacher

Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?

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Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.母親問她年幼的兒子：寶貝，今天老師教了你些什麼？ 　

兒子驕傲地說：什麼都沒教，媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等於幾，我告訴她等於三。