英語笑話：請把狗的尾巴割掉 Cut off my dog's tail
Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet(獸醫）.
"Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail."
The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?"
"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."Bert帶着他的聖伯納德犬去看獸醫
“大夫，”他難過的說，“恐怕我得請您把狗的尾巴給剪掉。”
獸醫後退着說“伯特，爲什麼讓我做這麼可怕的事？”
“因爲我的丈母孃明天就到了，我不想讓她看到任何能暗示她受歡迎的東西。”
