英語笑話:擁擠的商店

The Crowded Store
　　It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store.

　　A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curse. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown at the end of the line again.

　　As he got up, he said to the person at the end of the line,” That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"一天，一個商店降價大甩賣。人們在開店之前就排在了商店門前，排成了很長的一隊。一個身材矮小的人推擠着想到隊伍的前面，但被推了回來，而且被咒罵着插隊。那個人又一次努力往前擠， 但是又被擠到了最後面，而且下巴被重重的碰了幾下，他對最後一個人說：“如果他們再次這樣對我，我就不去開商店門了！！！”

　　NOTE

　　pushed his way to 往某處擠過去