英語笑話:Little Voice 小聲音
A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stomped her foot and went back inside. The man thought ''how weird.''
一個男人正在除草，聽見他的鄰居正好走出家門。這個鄰居恰好是個金髮碧眼美女。她打開郵箱，往裏面看了看，然後又關上了它。她踱踱腳，轉身回去。這個人覺得好奇怪啊！
A few minutes passed and sure enough, the blonde came out of her house again, checked her mail box, stamped her foot and went back inside. The man stopped mowing and checked her mailbox to see what was so wrong with it. After seeing nothing, he went back to mowing just shrugging his shoulders.
幾分鐘過去了，金髮美女又走出了房門，檢查郵箱，跺跺腳又回去。這個人停止除草，去檢查她的郵箱是否出了問題。沒有發現什麼，他聳了聳肩繼續除草。
As soon as he heard her coming out again, he shut off his mowing machine and went up to her. ''What in the world are you doing, coming out here every five minutes?''
當他再次聽見她出來的時候，他關掉除草機走到她的面前。“你每五分鐘出來一次，到底在做什麼呀？”
The blonde looked up at the man and said, ''Well, you see, there's this little voice in my house that keeps on saying, 'You've got mail,' but when I come out here to check, I don't have any.''
金髮美女擡頭看看這個人說道：“你看，我聽到我房間這個微弱的聲音一直在說，‘你有信件來了，’可是當我出來看的時候卻發現什麼都沒有。”
