英語笑話:Early Big Shopping 提早大搶購
An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?"The offender said, "I went shopping too early during the New Year."The judge said, "This is not a crime! Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how early did you go shopping?"He answered, "The shop was not yet open for business, and I was already inside."有個犯人被帶到法官面前審案，法官問他：“你犯了什麼罪？”犯人說：“因爲我在新年時，太早去採購了。”法官說：“這不是罪呀！可能是弄錯吧？那你多早去採購呢？”他說：“商店還沒開門，我就已經進去了。”
