英語短笑話:Alexander the Great 亞歷山大大帝
Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation（背誦，朗誦） , and the doctor, somewhat nettled（刺激，惹惱） , said: Landon, you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject. You seem to lack ambition. Why, at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the , said Landon, he couldn't help it, for you will recall the fact, doctor, that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher.蘭登作了一次不成功的朗誦。老師有點不悅，對他說道：蘭登，你在這門課上好像進步不大，你好像缺乏志向。亞歷山大大帝在你這個年齡可已經征服了半個世界。是啊，蘭登說，他沒法不那樣。博士先生，您回想一下史實，亞歷山大大帝有亞里士多德做他的老師。
