生活大爆炸臺詞（一）The Big Bang Theory Lines
Sheldon: It's not suspicious that I'm 's consistent with my personality. 我專注一件事沒什麼奇怪的。我一直就這性格。
Raj: Mummies and zombies are the exact same thing.木乃伊與殭屍是一模一樣的東西。
Leonard：Oh, yeah? Mummies are wrapped in bandages. 是嗎？木乃伊全身裹着繃帶呢
Raj: That’s called a fashion choice.那是人家的時尚風格
Sheldon：If a zombies bites you, you turn into a zombie. However, if a mummybites you, all you turn into is someschmo with a mimmy bite. So, like a zombie,that’sbeen eaten from the waist down, you, sir, have no leg to stand on.如果你被殭屍咬了，你也會變爲殭屍。但如果是木乃伊咬你，你只會變成有木乃伊咬痕的白癡。所以你就像是個被人啃掉下半身的殭屍一樣，說的話完全“站不住腳”。
Howard: Guess who picked up his new car this morning?你們猜猜誰今早弄了臺新車
Raj: Does it have that new car smell?裏面有新車味嗎？
Howard: Yep! For as long as I can keep my mother out of it.有的！只要不讓我媽上車就有。
Leonard: Maybe they reassigned it because you never use it.可能是看你從不停車就從新分配給別人了吧。
Sheldon：Well, I’m not using my nipples, either. Maybe they should reassignthose.我也從不用我的乳頭啊。他們也要幫我分配嗎
Howard：Are you listening to yourself?你有聽到你自己說的話了嗎？
Sheldon: I always listen to myself. It’s one of the great joys of mylife.我當然都有聽啊。這是我人生中最美好的事之一呢
Sheldon: Leonard, you’re my best friend. Why don’t you ever take myside?萊納德，你是我最好的朋友，爲什麼你從不跟我同一陣線。
Leonard: Because I can never understand your side!因爲我從沒懂過你那陣線。
Penny：Okay, howard’s mother is in, like, every one of your wedding photos.你每一張結婚照裏都有霍華德的媽媽
Bernadette: What can I tell ya? She’s a big girl. Wherever you look,there she is.我能說什麼呢 她可是“大”姑娘。不管看哪，她都赫然在目
Sheldon: This cushion experienced a nude revenge wiggle.這張坐墊經歷了復仇裸蹭
A drying owner: What？什麼？
Sheldon: a naked man sat on it. Now, here’s my concern: his diet is richin fatty deli meats. What test do you have to detect lipid residue?一個裸男坐在了上面。我擔心的問題是他的飲食成分富含脂肪過多的肉食。你這裏有哪些脂質殘留的檢驗測試呢
A drying owner: Lipid what? 什麼脂質？
Sheldon: Lipid residue. An anal autograph. A colon calling car, if youwill.脂質殘留。親屁簽名，叫結腸名片也行。
