物理學家搞幽默,真的好冷...大綱
A bunch of great, DEAD scientists were playing hide-and-seek in it's Einstein's turn to be the seeker, he counted untill 100 andopened his eyes. All the others were hide, but only Newton were stillstanding there。
一羣偉大的科學家去世後在天堂裏玩藏貓貓。輪到愛因斯坦抓人，他數到100睜開眼睛，看到所有的人都藏起來了，只有牛頓還站在那裏。
Einstein walked to him and said: "Newton, I've got you!"
愛因斯坦走過去說：“牛頓，我抓住你了。”
Newton answered: "No. You didn't got Newton."
牛頓：“不，你沒有抓到牛頓。”
Einstein said: "Then who are you!?"
愛因斯坦：“你不是牛頓你還能是誰？”
Newton said: "Look, where am I standing?"
牛頓：“你看我腳下是什麼？”
Einstein looked down and found that Newton was standing on a square floor board with one metre long and one metre wide. He didn't understand。
愛因斯坦低頭，看到牛頓站在一塊長、寬都是一米的正方形地板磚上，大爲不解。
Newtonthen said: "There's one square meters under my feet. It then make us'Newton divided by square meter". So, what you've got is not Newton,but Pascal."
牛頓：“我腳下是一平方米的方塊，我站在上面就是牛頓/平方米。所以你抓住的不是牛頓，你抓住的是帕斯卡。”
小編解釋：物理公式當中“1牛頓/平方米=1帕斯卡”……物理學家的笑話好冷、真的好冷……
