狼來了男孩:賈斯汀.比伯不雅照只爲MV宣傳

Did you hear all this hullabaloo about Justin Bieber's laptop being stolen? On Wednesday Bieber's computer was stolen during his concert. "yesterday during the show me and my tour manager josh had some stuff stolen. really sucks. people should respect other's property." Bieber said.

你有沒有聽到賈斯汀•比伯的筆記本電腦被盜的所有流言蜚語？比伯的電腦週三在他的演唱會上被偷。“昨天在展會期間，我和我的巡演經理喬希有一些東西被偷。真的很倒黴。人們應該尊重他人財產，” 比伯說。

But ho! This is not the end of the tale of the stolen electronics! The plot thickened on Thursday when a mysterious Twitterer going by the name of gexwy claimed to be the thief and started threatening to post private videos of Bieber online.

但是，呵！這不是這件電腦被盜事件的結束！週四情節加重了，當一個神祕的Twitter用戶以gexwy的名字聲稱自己是小偷，並開始威脅要在網上發佈比伯的私人視頻。

And that brings us to the present. Surprising no one, the big reveal wasn't a sex tape with Selena Gomez (I shudder at the thought) or footage of Bieber imbibing illicit substances. It was a new music video for his song "Beauty and A Beat" featuring Nicki Minaj. The whole thing was an elaborate prank! Oh, Biebs, you sneaky so-and-so. (Too bad your little Twitter exchange with Nicki sort of ruined the surprise.)

這就把我們帶到了這裏。沒有人大跌眼鏡，大揭露不是和Selena Gomez的性愛錄像（我不寒而慄的想）或者是比伯吸食非法物質的片段。這是一個爲他與Nicki Minaj的歌曲《美和節奏》錄的新音樂視頻。整個事情是一個精心製作的惡作劇！哦，比伯，你的偷偷摸摸不咋樣。 （太糟糕了，你的小Twitter和Nicki的交流差點毀了這個驚喜。）

At the strike of noon o'clock, Bieber tweeted, "since I was 14 I have had a lot of things said about me, from dying, to taking hormones, to dying again, to stuff about my family... to saying I had a baby with a woman I never even met. nude pics, drugs, my family, my y I get to be in on it..." And then, whazham! "Beauty and A Beat" hit the web.

正午時比伯微博說，“自從我14歲以來，我有很多關於我的事情要說，從死亡、服用激素再到死亡，再到關於我家庭的事情...說我和一個我從來沒有見過面的女人生了一個孩子。裸照、嗑藥，我的家人，我的性格......但今天...今天我將做這些事......”然後，哇塞！ 《美和節奏》出現在網絡。

Keeping with the theme of his hoax. Bieber's video opens with a title card that reads, "In October of 2012 three hours of personal was stolen from musician Justin Bieber. The following footage was illegally uploaded by an anonymous blogger." We then follow Bieber to an elaborate pool party, complete with synchronized swimmers, glow sticks, and a water slide.

跟上他騙局的主題，比伯的視頻錄像打開一個標題卡，上面寫着：在2012年10月音樂家賈斯汀比伯的三小時私人視頻被盜，接下來畫面被一個匿名博客非法上傳。然後，我們跟着比伯到了一個精心設計的泳池派對，全是花樣游泳運動員、熒光棒和水滑梯。

Hope you got your chuckle in, Justin, because you are now officially music's Boy Who Cried Wolf.

賈斯汀，希望你如願在偷笑，因爲你現在就是那個會叫狼來了的音樂男孩。