英語笑話:兩名士兵 Two Soldiers
Two soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was George, and the second one's name was Bill.
軍營裏有二名士兵,一個叫喬治,一個叫比爾。George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"
喬治問:“比爾,你有信紙、信封嗎?”Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.
比爾說:“有。”然後把信紙和信封給了喬治。
Then George said, "Now I haven't got a pen."
喬治又說:“我還沒有筆呢。”Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter.
比爾又把自己的筆給了他。喬治開始寫信。Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.
寫完後把信放進信封裏,又問:“比爾,你有郵票嗎?”比爾給了他一張。Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"
這時比爾站起來,向門口走去。喬治問:“你要出去嗎?”Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.
比爾說:“是的。”隨即打開了門。George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.
喬治說:“請幫我把這封信投進辦公室的信箱裏,還有...”他停住了。"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.
“你還要什麼?”比爾問。George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What's your girl-friend's address?"
喬治看着信封說:“你女朋友的地址是-?”