英語笑話:中間戰術 Midway Tactics
Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a rvers waited for mayhem to ensue.
三個互相爭生意的商店老闆在一條商業街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪。旁觀者等着瞧好戲。The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"
右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌,上書:“大減價!”“特便宜!”The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"
左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌,聲稱:“大砍價!”“大折扣!”
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".
中間的商人隨後準備了一個大招牌,上面只簡單地寫着:“入口處”。