西雅圖一公司推出培根香味內褲
For anyone still wondering what to get the person who has everything this Christmas, one Seattle-based company might well have come up with the perfect unique - and bizarre - solution in the form of bacon-scented underwear.
如果你發愁送什麼聖誕禮物給一個什麼都有的人，那麼這家總部位於西雅圖的公司會給你一個完美、獨特又奇異的培根香味內褲。Food-focused brand JD's, which specializes in all manner of bacon-themed products, from bacon salt to bacon-scented pillowcases, has launched a new line of meaty underwear, available for both men and women, which are infused with a strong smell of bacon.
JD's是一家專注於食品的品牌，尤其專業做各種以培根爲主題的東西，從培根鹽到培根味枕套，現在又新推出男女款肉味內衣，這種內衣上有濃濃的培根味。
Using what they describe as 'advances in bacon-scented printing technologies from NASA', the creators of the unique bacon-y briefs explain that they have 'married the ultimate in comfort and cured meat' in order to create the racy design.
創造出這款獨特的培根內褲的公司聲稱他們採用了源自NASA並加以革新的培根氣味印染技術，解釋說，爲了製造這款火辣內褲，他們“將極致的舒適和培根完美結合在了一起”。
'JD's Bacon Scented Underwear represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments,' the website description says of the underwear. 'It's like a hot frying pan in your pants.'
該網站是這樣描述這款內褲的：“JD's的培根味內衣代表了肉香味豪華內衣的最高品質。就好像有一個熱煎鍋在你的褲子裏。”In order to infuse the underwear with a bacon-y scent which would last beyond a first-time wear, the creators of the bacon-scented lingerie embedded the fragrance into the ink used in its design, a technology which was indeed first created by NASA.
爲了在內衣中注入持久的培根氣味，設計者將肉味香料加入染料當中，這項技術的確是NASA首創的。And according to Justin and Dave, the two men behind JD's, the underwear's bacon scent 'will last through multiple wash cycles and wearings', with the website then adding a cheeky caveat that the length for which the aroma lasts 'depends on the number of wearings and the strength of your own scent'.
據JD's公司創始人賈斯丁和戴夫說，該內衣的培根氣味“在多次洗滌和穿着後仍會保留”，該網站還厚臉皮地警告說，內衣的香味持久度“取決於洗的次數和你自己的體味濃度。”The JD's website also suggests that wearers wash their bacon-scented underwear, which retails for $19.99 a pair, with unscented detergent so as not to detract from the meaty scents with any other perfumes.
JD's的網站也建議穿着者洗這一款價值19.99美元的培根味內衣時，使用無味的洗衣液，以免其他香味沖淡了肉的氣味。Unsurprisingly, many people took to social media to question the exact purpose of the porcine pants.
意料之中的是很多人在社交媒體上質疑生產這款肉味內褲的目的。'Apparently bacon-scented underwear is a thing now. I'm not really sure why?' one person commented on Twitter, while another joked: 'Bacon-scented underwear. Not recommended for mail men, circus performers, hikers and owners of dogs with large teeth.'
一個人在推特上評論道，“很明顯培根氣味內衣已經面世，我真的不明白爲什麼要有這種東西？”另一個人開玩笑說：“培根味內衣。這對那些郵遞員、馬戲團演員、徒步旅行者和有大牙齒狗的主人不推薦。”But not everyone was quite so skeptical about the pungent clothing items, with many hailing them as the 'best Christmas present ever'.
但也不是每個人都對這種內衣持懷疑態度，很多人誇這個內衣是“最好的聖誕節禮物”。
