英語腦經急轉彎中英對照大全及答案
英語是印歐語系-日耳曼語族下的語言，由26個字母組成，英文字母淵源於拉丁字母，拉丁字母淵源於希臘字母，而希臘字母則是由腓尼基字母演變而來的。下面是本站小編爲你們整理的關於英語腦經急轉彎中英對照大全及答案的內容，希望你們能夠喜歡。
英語腦經急轉彎一
Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
----Because its head is so far from its body.
爲什麼長頸鹿有如此這般長的脖子?
----因爲它的頭離它的身體是這樣的遠。
Who wears the biggest hat in the world?
----The man with the biggest head in the world.
誰戴世界上最大號的帽子?
----世界上長着最大腦袋的人。
Teacher: "Raymond, in what battle was Admiral Lord Nelson killed?"
Raymond: "His last one, sir."
老師：“雷蒙德，納爾遜將軍是在哪次戰鬥中戰死的?”
雷蒙德：“他的最後一次戰役，先生。”
Teacher: "Sarah,what was the first thing James the first did on coming to the throne?"
Sarah: "He sat down, miss."
老師：“薩拉，詹姆斯一世登上王位寶座做的第一件事情是什麼?”
薩拉：“他坐下來，小姐。”
Cooking teacher: "Tom, how can we prevent food from going bad?"
Tom: "By eating it, miss."
烹飪老師：“湯姆，我們怎樣才能防止食物變壞?”
湯 姆：“吃掉它，小姐。”
A："Ticket inspector, why did you punch a hole in my ticket?"
B: "So you can go through, sir."
甲：“檢票員，爲什麼你要在我的票上打孔?”
乙：“那樣你才能通行，先生。”
A："How short can girls' skirts get?"
B: "No matter how short, they will always be above two feet."
甲：“女孩的裙子可以短到什麼程度?”
乙：“不管怎麼短，它們一定是在兩隻腳的上方。”
Father: "Great Scott! How you look!"
Jimmie: "Yes, pa, I fell in a mudhole."
Father: "What! And with your new pants on?"
Jimmie: "Yes. I didn't have time to take them off."
父親：“天哪!你一副什麼相!”
吉米：“是的，爸，我掉進了一個泥坑。”
父親：“什麼!穿着你的新褲子掉進泥坑裏?”
吉米：“是的。我沒有來得及把它脫掉。”
Father(meaningly): "Who is the laziest member of your class, tommy?"
Tommy: "I don't know, Pa."
Father: "I should think you should know. When all the others are industriously studying or writing their lessons, who is it that sits idly in his seat and watches the rest, instead of working himself?"
Tommy: "The teacher."
父親：(有所指地)：“誰是你們班裏最懶的，湯米?”
湯米：“我不知道，爸。”
父親：“我倒認爲你應該知道。當所有的人都在勤奮學習或書
寫課堂作業時，是誰閒坐在自己的位置上望着別人，
而自己不做功課?”
湯米：“老師。”
Teacher: "Arthur,if you had three apples and ate one,how many would you have?"
Arthur: "Three."
Teacher: "Three?"
Arthur: "Yes. Two outside and one inside."
老師：“阿瑟，如果你有3個蘋果，吃掉一個，還有幾個?”
阿瑟：“3個。”
老師：“3個?”
阿瑟：“是的，外面2個，肚子裏1個。”
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
Q:猴子會和跳蚤有什麼不同呢?
A:Amonkey can have fleas，but a flea can't have monkeys.
A: 那就是猴子身上可以長跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
Q:什麼是世界上最強壯的生物?
A:The carries its house on its back.
A: 蝸牛。因爲它們整天揹着自己的房子走路。
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
Q:人們在鐘錶廠做什麼?
A:They make faces all day.
A:他們在做鬼臉(製造表面)。
註釋：makefaces直譯爲製造鐘面，但作爲固定短語，又有做鬼臉的意思。
英語腦經急轉彎二
31. What wears a cap but has no head?
A bottle.
32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?
A flag.
33. What is an astronomer?(天文學家)?
A night watchman with a college education.
34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?
Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.
35. What is wind?
Air in a hurry.
36. What comes after the letter "A"?
All the other letters.
37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?
Teapot.
38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?
Short.
39. What person does every man take his hat off to?
A barber.
40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?
Because he wants to go to high school.
41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?
Water.
42. What's the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?
Because he's dead.
44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?
Nothing. Because I'm a woman.
46. What always travels on foot?
A shoe.
47. Where can happiness always be found?
In the dictionary.
48. What is higher without a head than with a head?
A pillow.(枕頭)
49. Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?
He can't read.
50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?
The outside.
