關於英文的腦筋急轉彎
英語腦筋急轉彎
uncle hasn't slept for many days but he isn't tired
at 's his secret
我叔叔很多天沒有睡覺,卻一點也不累,奧妙何在
has a bed but never sleeps, a mouth but never speaks
什麼東西有牀不睡,有口不說
has four fingers and a thumb but no flesh and bone
什麼東西有五指卻沒有骨肉
Keys:
sleeps at night.
他晚上睡覺.
2.A river.
河流.
3.A glove.
手套.
Notes:
bed of the river河牀
the mouth of the river河口(河入海的地方)
b /I)m/ n.拇指
此外有 forefinger(食指), middle finger(中指),
ring finger(無名指),和little finger(小拇指).
1 A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies
2 I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw.
3 Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said "this butter's bitter! But a bitof better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!
4 Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?
5 A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.
6 If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
7 I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
8 RED BULB BLUE BULB RED BULB BLUE BULB
9 If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
10 baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo......
11 My Bhaiya buys black Bananas by the bunch.
12 The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
13 Daddy draws y draws y draws doors.
14 Do tongue twisters twist your tongue?
英語笑話故事：Marriage
A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they’re just lying there, the phone rings. Since it’s the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver.
Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation. “Hello? Oh, hi. I’m so glad that you called. Really? That’s wonderful. I am so happy for you. That soundsterrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye, bye.” She hangs up the phone and her lover asks, “Who was that?” “Oh” she replies, “That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he’s having on his fishing trip with YOU!”
